You can’t help tapping your toes when you hear a snappy polka.
You grew up watching Lawrence Welk every week and can hum more than just "Beer Barrel Polka."
You're devoted to polka and want to help others be, too!
You know your polka stuff, and won’t be fooled by imposters.
Take a bow, you deserve your own band!
You not only love polka, you want others to enjoy it forever!